Khunays Shahbâz KABUL, JULY 25: It seems controversy is never far away from Mullah Fuzlullah, also known as Fuzzy and Mullah FM, the Taliban Commander, self proclaimed terrorist, drug dealer, part time DJ and experimental filmmaker.

Just a day after his arrest in a mens lavatory in Kandahar, for allegedly soliciting himself and committing a lewd act on himself, he, once again, landed himself in hot water on Friday night, when he was arrested in Kabul’s Malibustan District for a drink driving offence, as well as for making derogatory anti-semetic comments.

Fazlullah was charged with misdemeanor drunken driving, and driving with an elevated blood alcohol level, and with a crate of alcopops in his car, kept next to his personal collection of gay porn magazines, prosecutors said.  Police also added that he may also have been committing a lewd act on himself whilst driving!

"A breath test indicated Fuzlullahs blood-alcohol level was 0.30 percent," law enforcement officials said.  In Kabul, a driver is considered legally intoxicated at 0.0 percent.

August court date

Fuzlullahs arraignment was set for August 28, in Malibustan Superior Court.  If convicted, Fuzlullah faces up to six months in jail, fines and suspension of his driver's license.

During his arrest, Fuzlullah asked the arresting deputy whether he was a Jew, and said, “The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world," according to a sheriff's report .

In an apology, Fuzlullah said the anti-Semitic comments were, "blurted out in a moment of insanity."

"There is no excuse, nor should there be any tolerance, for anyone who thinks or expresses any kind of anti-Semitic remark," Fuzlullah said, in a statement read out by his Publicist, Maqsood Clifford, who spoke in an outrageous Lilly Savage accent!  "I want to apologize specifically to everyone in the Jewish community for the vitriolic and harmful words that I said to a law enforcement officer on the night I was arrested.  Hatred of any kind goes against my faith"

A highly controversial, unsavoury and downright sleazy figure, he’s best known for his avant garde Jihadhi videos, which are often dismissed as nothing more than torture porn, and totally lacking in style or substance.  They usually depict violence and beheadings.  Some even go further, to suggest that Fuzlullah actually kills his subjects on screen!  This seems highly unlikely, though, as an American Soldier, apparently beheaded on screen in one video, later showed up alive and well in Anaconda 6: The Mutation!

Battling alchohol, drug and sexual addiction, Fuzlullah is a surprisingly staunch supporter of the enforcement of Sharia Law.  A native of Pakistans Swat Valley, he has been living in self imposed exile ever since a failed attempt to enforce Sharia on the people of Swat back fired when the Pakistani Army launched a military operation against Fuzlullah and his Taliban comrades in 2009.

The Hacienda Club in Kabuls trendy District of Kensingstan, where Fuzlullah was due to DJ, removed all his flyers, and a spokesperson said he will never DJ there again after this shocking incident.

To further compound his misery, he was also sacked from Mullah FM, where he moonlighted as a talk show host, as soon as the news of his arrest broke.  His lucrative sponsorship deal with TerroristsRus, where he modeled his own line of winter suicide jackets, was also terminated with immediate effect.

Fuzlullah announced that he is participating in an "ongoing recovery program" to battle alcoholism, and his own personal demons.

To that end, the rabbi of a Kabul synagogue has invited Fuzlullah to speak to its members on Yom Kippur -- The Day of Atonement.

"Yom Kippur, the most sacred day of the Jewish year, is a time of reflection, fasting, forgiveness and healing," Rabbi Chaudary Nawaz Cohen said in a letter to Fuzlullah.

Many people will ask, though, whether a Leopard can really change it’s spots?-AFP